At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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