is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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