i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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