Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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