Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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