dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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