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  • Fuck Lord of the G-Strings. Watch some good ol 70s porn with all the bushy women from a few texts below.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:10pm
  • I've had nights like that before. It's sad when you find the story more interesting than the sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:56pm
  • quiet guy, i want to skull fuck you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:54pm
  • so sad... But been there before! N I'm a girl!

    Submitted by 4getyou on Feb 24, 11 at 3:35am
  • Fuck me? Fuck you! Quiet guy' s imitator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Yay quiet guy is gone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Someone needs to learn how to spell or get a better auto correct

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:18am
  • It's sadder for what passes for porn these days. I don't find most of it sexy or interesting and at least the flimsy excuse for a plot gets a good laugh. Try one of the parody skin flicks, like Lord of the G-Strings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:50pm
  • I did that when I was 12 and I was afraid my dick would explode so I just sat there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:59pm
  • It's called addiction. Find another hobby loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:33pm
  • XD Well, I said "jacking off" cuz "masturbating" is just awkward..... And of course it's true! I'll send you pictures if you want me to prove it. I also have webcam. ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Woot! That's my text! I sent that in!! Haha, I finally got one through. I've tried so many times... Oh and BTW I'm a GIRL!! Rofl! And yes, West Palm Beach. Go Florida!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:36am
  • When I'm bored I walk around naked It's exciting. •Kand¥

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:10pm
  • i'm so bored i'm trolling on tfln for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just trolling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:04pm
  • WTF u looser go get laid with a girl moran!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:14am
  • i have had nights like that before i feel your pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:02pm
  • i agree with the person who posted above me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Lil kids really need to get off this site and/or app cuz yall are getting annoying with the quiet guy thing and replying "you're to every damn thing" get a life children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:49pm
  • It cracks me up that the 'you're' guy has infected this entire website. That and there is some poor bastard out there with nothing better to do than hit the refresh button 50 times a minute just to see if there's a new tfln he can post 'you're' responses to. Someone should put some baby powder on this guys palms before he rubs all the skin off his own dick. Sad day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Okay, I'm gone. I might be back when things calm down, but until then, this is quiet guy in the corner signing off. It's been...interesting. Regards, quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:53pm
  • I liked Lord of the G-Strings very interesting.........for like 5 seconds fuck you quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:58pm
  • porn. I am the Chotah Cora. that is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:15am
  • Starring Frodong and Clamwise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:02pm
  • If that's true 11:36, marry me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Very sad. Too much exposure to porn ruins the fun. Now you won't get it up for the ladies cuz you brainwashed your dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:20pm
  • You're you're. Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Some of the plot lines are pretty good! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:05pm
  • This is 11:36 and 11:29: Sure. Try searching "Lillopole's sublimation" on Flickr. Trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:53pm
  • This one made me lawl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:23am
  • Hey people! Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me. Hugth and kitheth Tqgitc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Is it weird that I can fit two dicks in my asshole at the same time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:59pm
  • I do so love a cunt in my mouth... Ps. You're cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:05pm
  • You're you're. Cunt mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:59pm
  • No I'm fifth!!! Beat that suckas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:56pm
  • I'm a guy, I love thick white cocks! Hit me up you muscly fellows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:11am
  • I would love to have sex with big tone I want to ride his rock hard cock. God big tone won't you make me moan and scream your name. -Emery

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:23pm
  • No 8:59 it just means your a NASTY WHORE!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:22am
  • Woo finally a west palm text!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:44pm
  • hahahhaha that's hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:58pm
  • the 561 is boring enough where i can definitely see this happening all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Lmfao I almost just pissed my pants! Lol some life ya got there 11:36

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:33pm
  • There is nothing more satisfying than eating a fresh ripe pussssay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Can I take u up on the webcam offer?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:29am