Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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Father? F that shit
What the hell would you want to do that for? Jesus. This is why I went to extraordinary & painful lengths to make sure I couldn't get knocked up. There are more enjoyable ways of wasting all your money and ruining your life.
Your an asshole
You could probably do both in one shot.
yeah it's called r..a...p...e w/o a condom...
In soviet Russia our first goal is to drug the girl up then sell her as a sex slave
785. Covers a much larger area than Lawrence.
Bout to be National champs though!!! ROOOOOCCCCKKKK CHAAAUUUULK JAAAAYYYHAWWWWK GOOO KU!
Holy shit, remind me not to in invite you to a party.
9:43 Like smoking a bowl. Mmm.
Lmfao 4906 People Are Chicks i Bet.\nim With 6:06 xD
Do both, reverse the order
I love ku...
Obviously you are an insane Jew boy Mama's boy. I know the M.O..