She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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If you're gonna rip off Seinfeld, at least do it properly you moops.
This reminds me of sienfeld
I wonder if she has a garbage disposal in her shower...
Take a raw chicken breast and sprinkle ginger over it then marinade with Italian dressing. Grill and chop. Sprinkle on top of salad along with low fat Italian dressing. The more ginger used, the greater the zing after taste. Adding this lean flavored meat will not only dramatically improve the taste of said salad but provide vital protein to the muscles for rigorous activity and help avoid muscle mass loss while trimming the body in a healthy manner. Low in fat and low in calories yet highly effective.
Ill toss her salad.
Insert the knife and twist, then let soak in water for 30 to 40 minutes.
Wow, this is so not funny. How does this shit make it on here?
Whats wrong with multitasking
Let me guess, you were strangely ok with it. Also: youre buying the ring tomorrow
I would love to make a crude "salad tossing" joke but it's just not worth the effort.....
so she tossed ur salad in the shower? xP thats kinda gross....
This is slightly eccentric at best. Not funny and not all that weird imo...