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  • If you're gonna rip off Seinfeld, at least do it properly you moops.

    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 6, 10 at 2:58pm
  • This reminds me of sienfeld

    Submitted by whatnow on Sep 6, 10 at 2:05pm
  • Ill toss her salad.

    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Sep 6, 10 at 9:21pm
  • Take a raw chicken breast and sprinkle ginger over it then marinade with Italian dressing. Grill and chop. Sprinkle on top of salad along with low fat Italian dressing. The more ginger used, the greater the zing after taste. Adding this lean flavored meat will not only dramatically improve the taste of said salad but provide vital protein to the muscles for rigorous activity and help avoid muscle mass loss while trimming the body in a healthy manner. Low in fat and low in calories yet highly effective.

    Submitted by EuroPeein on Sep 6, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Kramer?

    Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 6, 10 at 8:02pm
  • Insert the knife and twist, then let soak in water for 30 to 40 minutes.

    Submitted by trea on Sep 6, 10 at 3:33pm
  • Wow, this is so not funny. How does this shit make it on here?

    Submitted by iblowpops on Sep 6, 10 at 2:11pm
  • Whats wrong with multitasking

    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 6, 10 at 2:31pm
  • Let me guess, you were strangely ok with it. Also: youre buying the ring tomorrow

    Submitted by adriancoul on Sep 7, 10 at 1:51am
  • @iblowpops- agreed

    Submitted by blonde22 on Sep 6, 10 at 4:42pm
  • I would love to make a crude "salad tossing" joke but it's just not worth the effort.....

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 6, 10 at 8:29pm
  • so she tossed ur salad in the shower? xP thats kinda gross....

    Submitted by techmaster82 on Sep 10, 10 at 10:55pm
  • This is slightly eccentric at best. Not funny and not all that weird imo...

    Submitted by hansolo22 on Sep 10, 10 at 4:39am