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  • 92 72
    Submitted by amonymous on Sep 6, 10 at 2:58pm

    If you're gonna rip off Seinfeld, at least do it properly you moops.

  • 95 79
    Submitted by whatnow on Sep 6, 10 at 2:05pm

    This reminds me of sienfeld

    • 64 81
      Submitted by theotherguy on Sep 6, 10 at 2:38pm

      I wonder if she has a garbage disposal in her shower...

  • 86 73
    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Sep 6, 10 at 9:21pm

    Ill toss her salad.

  • 82 65
    Submitted by EuroPeein on Sep 6, 10 at 3:05pm

    Take a raw chicken breast and sprinkle ginger over it then marinade with Italian dressing. Grill and chop. Sprinkle on top of salad along with low fat Italian dressing. The more ginger used, the greater the zing after taste. Adding this lean flavored meat will not only dramatically improve the taste of said salad but provide vital protein to the muscles for rigorous activity and help avoid muscle mass loss while trimming the body in a healthy manner. Low in fat and low in calories yet highly effective.

  • 71 58
    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 6, 10 at 2:31pm

    Whats wrong with multitasking

  • 76 70
    Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 6, 10 at 8:02pm

    Kramer?

  • 72 62
    Submitted by trea on Sep 6, 10 at 3:33pm

    Insert the knife and twist, then let soak in water for 30 to 40 minutes.

  • 72 71
    Submitted by adriancoul on Sep 7, 10 at 1:51am

    Let me guess, you were strangely ok with it. Also: youre buying the ring tomorrow

  • 69 67
    Submitted by iblowpops on Sep 6, 10 at 2:11pm

    Wow, this is so not funny. How does this shit make it on here?

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 6, 10 at 8:29pm

    I would love to make a crude "salad tossing" joke but it's just not worth the effort.....

  • 68 74
    Submitted by techmaster82 on Sep 10, 10 at 10:55pm

    so she tossed ur salad in the shower? xP thats kinda gross....

  • 63 67
    Submitted by hansolo22 on Sep 10, 10 at 4:39am

    This is slightly eccentric at best. Not funny and not all that weird imo...

  • 60 64
    Submitted by blonde22 on Sep 6, 10 at 4:42pm

    @iblowpops- agreed