I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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Oh my god I've done that. And I live how 420 people have liked this.
The smartest people I know get high.
Everything just clicks when you're stoned.
I laughed because I thought of that scene in Trainspotting
@5:46 - smoking often makes me want to cum.. why is that fucked up?
HAHA, true story, been there rocked that.
Nothing wrong with smoking a little weed... its the people who dont do it who are the only ones who have the problem with it!! lol... and half of you dont have jobs as well.. Lighten up a bit non-smokers.... Have some fun in your life!
how is this funny? it's more sad if anything else
damn " I smoked a little before I came ".
you're def. fucked up if smoking makes you want to cum.
he didnt only smoke before the job interview.. "I'm at a job interview"
he's texting DURING the interview....
I am a special education major, and I smoke frequently. The teachers I intern for love me, think I do an amazing job, and I'm good with kids.
Being a pothead, and being a responsible smoker are two different things. Potheads are lazy idiots that simply give the rest of us smokers a bad name.
Thank you anonymous, just because some one enjoys the benefits of an occasional smoke does not make them an irresponsible druggie.
they did the study of the dude who took his sat's then smoked all summer, without studying for the sat's and scored mad higher 2nd time around. lol. i think he chilled on the pot and it did no harm to the brain cells in his case. hahaha. (btw i am a 45 yr old female. so fuck you)
repeat after me: "Would you like fries with that..."
Paranoia is a side effect of smoking pot, tard. If you'd ever smoked before, you would know that >.>
You need to master your high grasshopper. You have much to learn.
^^^ weed doesn't do that just being a pervert does! Get someone to suck dick or go to the adult toy store and buy fake pussy or mouth!
I love weed & I love sex !
I would say texting during the interview is far worse than smoking a little weed. I don't smoke it, but I don't judge ppl for it either.
Or people like you, who abbreviate the word people and spell our as or. Thanks for your contribution as well!
lol 5:04 my thoughts exactly
:[ weed makes me sad
I'm a successful professional and I smoke weed every day. I haven't missed a day of work in 5 years. There's nothing wrong with being a responsible pot smoker.
yea, once you get passed the lazy stoner/munchies faze of smoking, you can get a ton of things done. I find I have about a 45 minute window that if I choose to be productive, I get a ton more done. And lifting weights rocks when you are baked. But going to a job interview is probably not a goo idea, unless its for some crappy summer job, then who really gives a damn.
5:49 suck my non ivy cock
WTF? I go to work high all the time. In fact I walked into the office this morning at 8am after smokin at 2am. Answered questions for clients as well.
long ass replies = bullshit nobody wants to read
@ 9:06 I think you're talking about the movie "superhigh me". He went thirty days without weed and thirty days on weed. His sperm count was higher too, much higher on weed.
^^ now that's a great day
if you don't mind, i'd just like to quote the great Katt Williams.
"Weed is not a drug. It's a plant. It just grows like that. And if you should so happen to set it on fire, there are some effects."
thank, 7:55. that was much needed. finally, someone spoke the truth! =)
u must be paranoid buddy, that was jus a lil stupid but im sorry to say iv tried it myself
Weed makes me try to suck my own dick. One of these days I'll make it. I can almost lick the tip...
dude you cant even stop smoking long enough to try and get a job.. no wonder or society is going to shit.. ppl like you
this would happen in PA... i went camping this weekend and found a bag right by my tent good day
5:49- You give the rest of us in the Ivy League a bad name by bragging about it. Cut it out.
Oh my god I've done that. And I love how 420 people have liked this
4:46, not if they drug test. HA
Yep, I am a professional with a lot of responsibilities.. I get high reviews (no pun intended). I find that taking a tiny microhit helps me focus a lot at work!
Hahahaha. I hate the paranoia
6:17 said it perfectly
hahaha i love pittsburgh's drug problems.
7:19 probably has ADD but isn't taking his adderall because schools out
Please. The only places people like this are going in life are back to their dealers, then possibly to jail to be someone's ass slave. Have fun bent over with a hard on pushing your shit back up in you. Make sure he washes it off before he shoves it in your mouth. Good way to spread diseases. Yay for AIDs :D
where was the interview for?
I'm an engineer, and I find that I'm more productive on days that I take a hit before work. Everything just seems to click. So take that 4:46.
this reminds me of the oc when seth smoked before his college interview haha. anyway i'd never smoke and do important shit, i get really freaked out if i have to hide it.
bad idea bad idea bad fucking idea
I go to Dartmouth (IVY LEAGUE) and have a 3.5 gpa and I smoke every day. So take that again 4:46.
it aggravates me that people think that just because a person smokes weed that they automatically have to be a failure.