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  • Oh my god I've done that. And I live how 420 people have liked this.

    Submitted by bra on May 21, 11 at 9:17am
  • The smartest people I know get high. Everything just clicks when you're stoned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:04pm
  • I laughed because I thought of that scene in Trainspotting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:48pm
  • @5:46 - smoking often makes me want to cum.. why is that fucked up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Nothing wrong with smoking a little weed... its the people who dont do it who are the only ones who have the problem with it!! lol... and half of you dont have jobs as well.. Lighten up a bit non-smokers.... Have some fun in your life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:18pm
  • HAHA, true story, been there rocked that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:26pm
  • how is this funny? it's more sad if anything else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:55pm
  • damn " I smoked a little before I came ". you're def. fucked up if smoking makes you want to cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:46pm
  • he didnt only smoke before the job interview.. "I'm at a job interview" he's texting DURING the interview....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:52pm
  • they did the study of the dude who took his sat's then smoked all summer, without studying for the sat's and scored mad higher 2nd time around. lol. i think he chilled on the pot and it did no harm to the brain cells in his case. hahaha. (btw i am a 45 yr old female. so fuck you)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:06pm
  • I am a special education major, and I smoke frequently. The teachers I intern for love me, think I do an amazing job, and I'm good with kids. Being a pothead, and being a responsible smoker are two different things. Potheads are lazy idiots that simply give the rest of us smokers a bad name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:18pm
    • Thank you anonymous, just because some one enjoys the benefits of an occasional smoke does not make them an irresponsible druggie.

      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Mar 10, 12 at 9:13pm
  • repeat after me: "Would you like fries with that..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Paranoia is a side effect of smoking pot, tard. If you'd ever smoked before, you would know that >.>

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:10pm
  • ^^^ weed doesn't do that just being a pervert does! Get someone to suck dick or go to the adult toy store and buy fake pussy or mouth! I love weed & I love sex !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:00am
  • You need to master your high grasshopper. You have much to learn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:45pm
  • I would say texting during the interview is far worse than smoking a little weed. I don't smoke it, but I don't judge ppl for it either.

    Submitted by maynard on Jun 25, 10 at 1:53am
  • Or people like you, who abbreviate the word people and spell our as or. Thanks for your contribution as well!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:04pm
  • lol 5:04 my thoughts exactly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:37pm
  • :[ weed makes me sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:04am
  • yea, once you get passed the lazy stoner/munchies faze of smoking, you can get a ton of things done. I find I have about a 45 minute window that if I choose to be productive, I get a ton more done. And lifting weights rocks when you are baked. But going to a job interview is probably not a goo idea, unless its for some crappy summer job, then who really gives a damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:17pm
  • 5:49 suck my non ivy cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:08pm
  • I'm a successful professional and I smoke weed every day. I haven't missed a day of work in 5 years. There's nothing wrong with being a responsible pot smoker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:13pm
  • ^^ long ass replies = bullshit nobody wants to read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:19pm
  • WTF? I go to work high all the time. In fact I walked into the office this morning at 8am after smokin at 2am. Answered questions for clients as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:13pm
  • @ 9:06 I think you're talking about the movie "superhigh me". He went thirty days without weed and thirty days on weed. His sperm count was higher too, much higher on weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:30pm
  • thank, 7:55. that was much needed. finally, someone spoke the truth! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:53pm
  • ^^ now that's a great day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:34pm
  • if you don't mind, i'd just like to quote the great Katt Williams. "Weed is not a drug. It's a plant. It just grows like that. And if you should so happen to set it on fire, there are some effects."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Weed makes me try to suck my own dick. One of these days I'll make it. I can almost lick the tip...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:52am
  • u must be paranoid buddy, that was jus a lil stupid but im sorry to say iv tried it myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:31am
  • dude you cant even stop smoking long enough to try and get a job.. no wonder or society is going to shit.. ppl like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:56pm
  • this would happen in PA... i went camping this weekend and found a bag right by my tent good day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:51am
  • 5:49- You give the rest of us in the Ivy League a bad name by bragging about it. Cut it out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Oh my god I've done that. And I love how 420 people have liked this

    Submitted by bra on May 21, 11 at 9:18am
  • 4:46, not if they drug test. HA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:48pm
  • Yep, I am a professional with a lot of responsibilities.. I get high reviews (no pun intended). I find that taking a tiny microhit helps me focus a lot at work!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Hahahaha. I hate the paranoia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:06pm
  • hahaha i love pittsburgh's drug problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:41pm
  • 6:17 said it perfectly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:44pm
  • 7:19 probably has ADD but isn't taking his adderall because schools out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Please. The only places people like this are going in life are back to their dealers, then possibly to jail to be someone's ass slave. Have fun bent over with a hard on pushing your shit back up in you. Make sure he washes it off before he shoves it in your mouth. Good way to spread diseases. Yay for AIDs :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 5:29am
  • where was the interview for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I'm an engineer, and I find that I'm more productive on days that I take a hit before work. Everything just seems to click. So take that 4:46.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:20pm
  • bad idea bad idea bad fucking idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:55pm
  • this reminds me of the oc when seth smoked before his college interview haha. anyway i'd never smoke and do important shit, i get really freaked out if i have to hide it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:17am
  • I go to Dartmouth (IVY LEAGUE) and have a 3.5 gpa and I smoke every day. So take that again 4:46.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:49pm
  • it aggravates me that people think that just because a person smokes weed that they automatically have to be a failure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:20pm