Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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