So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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