a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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