bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
he's gonorrhea incarnate
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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