You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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