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  Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.

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• You're obviously the former mayor of Washington, DC!

  Submitted by budleno on Mar 27, 10 at 2:06pm

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• R u still\nEmployed???

  Submitted by jprincess on Mar 27, 10 at 9:14pm

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• i love this so much

  Submitted by Devil_Town on Mar 27, 10 at 7:34pm

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• So fucking fake. Unless this text is actually from the manager of the Texas Rangers...

  Submitted by evandecar on Mar 27, 10 at 5:18pm

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• Haha! Win!

  Submitted by mellybeans420 on Mar 27, 10 at 4:02pm

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• Mom?

  Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 27, 10 at 3:21pm

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• Fuck. Yes.

  Submitted by golightly on Mar 28, 10 at 12:35am

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• Whoever you are, you are my hero.

  Submitted by SickStyles on Mar 27, 10 at 10:53pm

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• Juan?

  Submitted by buberto on Mar 31, 10 at 3:53am

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• omg yes welcome to the woodlands!

  Submitted by whodini on Mar 29, 10 at 2:58am

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• Only in Houston

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 2:13pm

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