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  • 89 70
    Submitted by budleno on Mar 27, 10 at 2:06pm

    You're obviously the former mayor of Washington, DC!

  • 79 60
    Submitted by Devil_Town on Mar 27, 10 at 7:34pm

    i love this so much

  • 70 57
    Submitted by jprincess on Mar 27, 10 at 9:14pm

    R u still\nEmployed???

  • 69 61
    Submitted by mellybeans420 on Mar 27, 10 at 4:02pm

    Haha! Win!

  • 67 60
    Submitted by buberto on Mar 31, 10 at 3:53am

    Juan?

  • 74 76
    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 27, 10 at 3:21pm

    Mom?

  • 72 74
    Submitted by evandecar on Mar 27, 10 at 5:18pm

    So fucking fake. Unless this text is actually from the manager of the Texas Rangers...

  • 64 59
    Submitted by golightly on Mar 28, 10 at 12:35am

    Fuck. Yes.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 2:13pm

    Only in Houston

  • 67 67
    Submitted by SickStyles on Mar 27, 10 at 10:53pm

    Whoever you are, you are my hero.

  • 63 63
    Submitted by whodini on Mar 29, 10 at 2:58am

    omg yes welcome to the woodlands!