Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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You're obviously the former mayor of Washington, DC!
R u still\nEmployed???
So fucking fake. Unless this text is actually from the manager of the Texas Rangers...
i love this so much
Mom?
Haha! Win!
Whoever you are, you are my hero.
Fuck. Yes.
Juan?
omg yes welcome to the woodlands!
Only in Houston
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