I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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