I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm like, not good at living.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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