i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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