end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
