My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
