i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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Or you can relish your singlehood, walk the dogs in whatever you want to wear, and then enjoy finding someone who likes you dressed up or dress down. Who wants a guy that requires them to be high fashion to walk the pooch??
That's right....the way to a man's heart is through your throat. If you have tits...low cut shirts at bars will get u all the free drinks and attention ull ever need.
Learn to swallow, u won't be single for long then
i know how you feel :(
if you had a nickle you'd be a fuckhead with a nickel. Without a nickel you are still a fuckhead. Go off yourself and help clean up the world
You can ignore the post from 7:06 if you are a fatty, dont wear any revealing clothes, just a sweat shirt that says the following: WILL GIVE HEAD IN MENS ROOM, enquire for details.
at least you do your hair and make up. My girlfriend shows up every night in sweats, no make up, doesn't want to fuck because she feels gross, but then anytime she goes out without me, full makeup, dressed up, etc. FML.
If I had a Nickel..
i was excited to see my text to my roommates made it on here...plan worked btw hot neighbor loves our dogs
Take advantage of being single. Your "taken" roomies will start packing on the pounds and their boyfriends will start either cheating or being super controling. Then the girls will start getting jealous of you and you might have to move out because they will start hating you. Good luck though.
Your dog appreciates your effort though
you're probably the tight ass bitch that's always the downer at a party.
I do the same thing when I have to go to the store or get gas or go to the post office....
except minus the makeup because I'm a dude, you're never gonna know when your gonna meet that someone and you wanna look your best when you do :D
eh all these are lies. u can be pretty with amazing boobs and not dress up to walk the dogs and still be single. don't let these half ass stories ruin the reality, most girls who want a bf will not find them.
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