Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
