I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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