I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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