at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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