he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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