Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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