OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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