i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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