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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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