We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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