Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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