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  • If you blew a 24 something you wouldn't be able to text this coherently.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 18, 10 at 3:43pm
    • Perhaps he blew a .24 and then took a good long medically-induced nap?

      Submitted by etak1086 on Mar 18, 10 at 4:08pm
      • That seems more than likely. Alcohol is a natural depressant. His body responses would have slowed down hence "black outs"

        Submitted by enders_game on Mar 18, 10 at 4:14pm
  • you mean you blew the Doctor treating you.....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 18, 10 at 3:44pm
  • It's pretty fucking sad that people are stupid to the point where they say a .24 would kill someone, how bout you fuckers go drink yourself to the point of alcohol poisening and tell me how far you went, guatentee it's well past a .24 you stupid fucks ... Now do the world a favor and stay off these comments, these are here for entertainment of others so if you even consider criticising it go fucking kill yourself ... Dumbasses

    Submitted by gtdawe0221 on Mar 22, 10 at 2:54am
  • to all of you two-beer-q*eers that are calling this fake, .24 would NOT kill you. just like junkies develop tolerances to heroin, alcoholics develop a tolerances to alcohol. i have a couple serious alcoholic friends who can sit there and chug a liter of whiskey to their face and still be standing up and having an intelligent conversation with you.

    Submitted by helsbth00 on Mar 18, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Depends on how often the OP drinks... To an alcoholic a BAC of .24 really isn't shit...

    Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 18, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Bulllllssshhhhiiiittttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 3:55pm
  • @Sothrn my aunts an alcoholic and she blew .45 and didn't even look drunk just a little buzzed and I mean she was driving...

    Submitted by Nickaasaur on Mar 19, 10 at 12:02am
  • .08 is legally intoxicated (impairment begins immediately after cosuming one drink, Point three is the onset of alcohol poisoning, Point four is comatose, Point 5 is dead. Of course there are always extreme cases that don't fit these guidelines.

    Submitted by Sothrn on Mar 18, 10 at 4:23pm
  • 24 something? Tranny?

    Submitted by zamdalla on Mar 18, 10 at 7:36pm
  • okay well i think the fact that this person forgot the "." and 24 is connected to "somethin" not "something" is enough of a typo for me to believe it. .24 is drunk, not even shit faced.

    Submitted by naughtyautty on Mar 20, 10 at 2:49am
  • Wowww enough with the lame St pattys day texts. Irish suck as bad as nlggers !!! Blah

    Submitted by greasynig on Mar 19, 10 at 6:13am
    • This really makes me sad to see such hatred going around..and I've seen this same post on other texts. So do me and everyone else a favor. Stop spewing your hate for the world to see. It's offensive and quite frankly ignorant. We are all HUMAN. Welcome to earth...try and be a good one.

      Submitted by enders_game on Mar 21, 10 at 9:38pm
      • Ok correcting a few typos I made. First- seen this SAME post. Second- between hate and the I forgot the word "for".

        Submitted by enders_game on Mar 21, 10 at 9:43pm
  • well thank god you here to tell the tale

    Submitted by AdrianMo on Mar 19, 10 at 2:53am
  • Wow so dui is suxs to be you

    Submitted by tiptap25 on Mar 18, 10 at 6:17pm
  • I call bullshit on that Randy. I was .21 and still was coherent, completely.

    Submitted by robyn1974 on Mar 19, 10 at 1:00am
  • 1st of all SHE is not lying. I know who this is, and she's a tank. Also, she blew a .24 something before they transported her to the hospital so therefore by the time she sent this text she had sobered up a bit, that's how this text makes sense.

    Submitted by blahblah2 on Apr 4, 10 at 1:18am
  • 24. Holy shit. 1st of all thats not possible. 2nd: congratulations.

    Submitted by rorasaur on Mar 19, 10 at 11:18pm
  • It's impossible to blow a 24, you would die long before that, and so I call this a fake

    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 18, 10 at 11:09pm
  • I stole one of those breathalizers from my highschool healthclass and now it's a drinking game we see who can get legally drunk first and I have blown a .19 and I was still able to have a half decent conversation.

    Submitted by tonkatruck on Mar 19, 10 at 5:17am
  • alright trollers, shut the fuck up. i laughed at this, and personally, i couldn't care less if its been posted before. just lay off the negativity, and let the rest of us enjoy these.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 10 at 2:01am
  • If you blew a .24 we should not be able to read that text you jackass. I call fake

    Submitted by salsastomper on Mar 19, 10 at 10:26am
  • I say bullshit.

    Submitted by haze28 on Mar 18, 10 at 4:53pm
  • 344 = yay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 5:45pm
  • If you blew a .24 how are you able to type that text and make no mistakes? We should not be able to understand that text...

    Submitted by salsastomper on Mar 19, 10 at 10:25am
  • Good one 3:44

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 6:40pm