Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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If you blew a 24 something you wouldn't be able to text this coherently.
Perhaps he blew a .24 and then took a good long medically-induced nap?
That seems more than likely. Alcohol is a natural depressant. His body responses would have slowed down hence "black outs"
Fuck em...Let em die....
to all of you two-beer-q*eers that are calling this fake, .24 would NOT kill you. just like junkies develop tolerances to heroin, alcoholics develop a tolerances to alcohol. i have a couple serious alcoholic friends who can sit there and chug a liter of whiskey to their face and still be standing up and having an intelligent conversation with you.
Thank you dr phil
It's pretty fucking sad that people are stupid to the point where they say a .24 would kill someone, how bout you fuckers go drink yourself to the point of alcohol poisening and tell me how far you went, guatentee it's well past a .24 you stupid fucks ... Now do the world a favor and stay off these comments, these are here for entertainment of others so if you even consider criticising it go fucking kill yourself ... Dumbasses
you mean you blew the Doctor treating you.....
Depends on how often the OP drinks... To an alcoholic a BAC of .24 really isn't shit...
@Sothrn my aunts an alcoholic and she blew .45 and didn't even look drunk just a little buzzed and I mean she was driving...
24 something? Tranny?
.08 is legally intoxicated (impairment begins immediately after cosuming one drink, Point three is the onset of alcohol poisoning, Point four is comatose, Point 5 is dead. Of course there are always extreme cases that don't fit these guidelines.
.08 depends where you're from.
okay well i think the fact that this person forgot the "." and 24 is connected to "somethin" not "something" is enough of a typo for me to believe it. .24 is drunk, not even shit faced.
Wowww enough with the lame St pattys day texts. Irish suck as bad as nlggers !!! Blah
This really makes me sad to see such hatred going around..and I've seen this same post on other texts. So do me and everyone else a favor. Stop spewing your hate for the world to see. It's offensive and quite frankly ignorant. We are all HUMAN. Welcome to earth...try and be a good one.
Ok correcting a few typos I made. First- seen this SAME post. Second- between hate and the I forgot the word "for".
well thank god you here to tell the tale
Wow so dui is suxs to be you
I call bullshit on that Randy. I was .21 and still was coherent, completely.
1st of all SHE is not lying. I know who this is, and she's a tank. Also, she blew a .24 something before they transported her to the hospital so therefore by the time she sent this text she had sobered up a bit, that's how this text makes sense.
24. Holy shit. 1st of all thats not possible. 2nd: congratulations.
It's impossible to blow a 24, you would die long before that, and so I call this a fake
I stole one of those breathalizers from my highschool healthclass and now it's a drinking game we see who can get legally drunk first and I have blown a .19 and I was still able to have a half decent conversation.
alright trollers, shut the fuck up. i laughed at this, and personally, i couldn't care less if its been posted before. just lay off the negativity, and let the rest of us enjoy these.
If you blew a .24 we should not be able to read that text you jackass. I call fake
I say bullshit.
344 = yay!
If you blew a .24 how are you able to type that text and make no mistakes? We should not be able to understand that text...
Good one 3:44