Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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