is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just pee around me
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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