I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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