Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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