its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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