thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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