Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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