Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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