all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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