I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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