I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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