yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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