It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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