we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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