Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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