It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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