I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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Eating on the toilet is nasty. All those butthole particles in the air? Gah!
Not as good
According to his grammar, his toilet can eat food! That cracked me up.
That's a good place to do it since Chik-fil-A does awful things to stomachs.
Gross. Fucking gross. Why would you eat on the toilet ? Who fucking does that ?? You deserve any and every illness you get. Ewwww!!!