My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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