She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
COCAINE IS GR8
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My bed smells like the plague
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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