I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
People in love make me want to vomit
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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