READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
50% drunk capacity currently
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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