sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Dick very happy bro
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
