therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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