the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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