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  • 55 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:52pm

    nothing like cumming on a girls face. next time keep your eye closed

  • 55 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:42pm

    condoms for blowjobs are lame

  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:01am

    It depends what kind of contacts you get, actually. There are certain types that you can leave in for a few months at a time, but they're pretty expensive.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:49pm

    Atleast u didn't get R kelleyd

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:08am

    swallow swallow swallow .............. and close your eyes just one second faster.....

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:39pm

    Just open your mouth a little wider to catch it all

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:58pm

    I'm a 3rd year optometry student, THROW THEM AWAY!

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:45pm

    thats why you always must finish with anal

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:19am

    hahaha what a dirty jersey girl

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:08pm

    why would you even want to keep them ? thatss fuckingg filthyy.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:41am

    It's officially now called a "cumtact" not a contact.

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:18pm

    As a female, my suggestion is swallow next time!!

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:53am

    cum in the eye is no laughing matter. That ish burns and irritates the eye. it happened to me once and from then on i learned to swallow or get a towel!!

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:39am

    Whatever you do, don't put them in your vagina

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:42pm

    ahhhhhh been there! burns huh? throw them away!

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:16am

    haven't you heard the phrase "swallow or it's going in your eye"?

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:32pm

    aiming doesnt always work. my ex aimed for my cheek once and it still got in my eye. not fun.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:56pm

    this has happened to me b4 LMFAO!!!!! i thought i was the only one......he thought it was funny i didn't...never happened again

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:40pm

    ever think that maybe he took the condom off??, jackass

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:00pm

    lmao he's a sharpshooter! next time swallow if u didn't like that!

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:30am

    ZEE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!!!

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:43pm

    hahahaha i know who posted this! see you at work on thursday lmao

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:31pm

    throw them out and punch him in the balls if he does it again.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:22am

    1:35- price of contacts? What are you fucking poor? They're dirt fucking cheap. If you're paying a lot for them, well then you're an idiot.

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:39am

    Thats why its good to swallow....

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:20am

    for everyone saying swallow, its more fun to bust on a girl face than it is to bust in her mouth

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:34pm

    i love swallowing...

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:14am

    omg goggles!!!!!!! HAHHAAAAAAAAA

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:42pm

    feels better wo a condom

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:37pm

    My ex came in my eye once and it burned like hell but my contacts were fine

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:35am

    close your eyes, dildo

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:19pm

    that shit will stain contacts.... throw the bad one out

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:38pm

    try a condom, jackass

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:04pm

    33% of the people who read this were males. Id call that a GOOD night

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:26pm

    you live you learn, swallow next time and keep your contacts

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:27pm

    how do you know he wasnt?

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:35am

    Had that happen before. After the pain I endured with that contact I just tossed it and with the price of contacts these days, next time the motherfucker gets punched in the face.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:16pm

    Agreed... swallow it or get the fuck out of the way.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:59pm

    I would suggest you throw out the whole eye.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:35pm

    I would, and I'd teach him how to aim

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:18pm

    hahaaha... thanks for making me feel better about myself

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:57pm

    Yes... this happended to me before. Throw them away

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:02am

    lol @ 11:59. I would too.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:45pm

    It's called a facial, and sometimes it accidentally gets in the eye. ...not that I know from experience or anything...\ PS- throw out the contacts, your eyes will keep burning if you don't

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:59pm

    ...how is there an option to not throw them away?

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:59am

    I felt like a king when I did this to my ex, she asked if her mascara was smired lol

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:55pm

    I feel very happy when I make wonderfully aimed shots like that. I try to go for both eyes every time.

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:59am

    The first (and only) time I came on my ex's face, it got in her eye. It was red and irritated for the next hour, and I couldn't help but laugh. But I think you can keep the contact. Just clean it off.

  • 16 26
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 4, 12 at 10:44pm

    Yes.