I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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