we made out on top of his cat.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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